Other than the great sense of humour and good looks and brains and yada yada yada, the other things that come high on the list are gratefulness ("baby, this box of chocolates is just, you know, because I think you're great") and a total lack of vanity (no one wants to date a man who spends more than two minutes getting ready or who has an opinion about hair gel).
Alec Greven (left) originally wrote the book as an assignment for his English class, yada yada yada, now he's secured a six-figure deal with Twentieth Century Fox for the film rights.
They will promise you that they will fix your credit, get you new credit, the sun will shine, the grass will grow and the birds will sing and the flowers bloom yada yada yada.
They tell you about blending your ads into the background, using text ads rather than image ads, reducing other advertisement distraction, upper fold ads placement and yada yada yada.
Byline: Bill Kossen; Seattle Times Business desk editor He's heard all the complaints -- the city's growing too fast, it's gotten too big, too noisy, too expensive, too full of uppity outsiders -- blah blah blah, yada yada yada, gag me with a silver spoon full of foie gras.
